We hate Dentalblogs.com and we hate the post Lares Extends No Lube Option.
1. WE HATE dentists. Let’s just get that out in the open right away. Hate ‘em. We just went to the dentist this morning and our mouths still hurt. We hate their uppity, “my mouth is better than your mouth,” attitude, their little jokes about the weather that try to take our minds off the searing pain we’re in, their minty fresh breath which somehow gets through those masks they wear.
And for the record, just in case there are any dental hygienists out there reading this, nodding their heads in agreement over how horrible their masters are, we hate dental hygienists, too. Almost more than dentists. You’re the hired goons of Dentistland.
2. WE HATE that nowhere in the post titled “Lares Extends No Lube Option” does a single sex joke appear. Oh, the missed opportunities. Just look at these beautiful set-ups:
Two head sizes are available in these new backend configurations…
The new Lares handpieces do not require user lubrication…
The lack of lube is great for those patients who have gagging issues…
You’re killing us here. And this photo!
Sure. Why would you want lube on that?
3. WE HATE how you attempt to assuage your feelings of guilt as a result of torturing us. By giving us free stuff? Really? After looking at our teeth for forty-five minutes you give us a toothbrush and some floss? What are you trying to say? Huh? You got a problem with our teeth?
Congratulations?
4. WE HATE that all your contributors have toothy grins, with one exception. What’s Dr. Cranham hiding?
Our guess is he drinks a lot of coffee. Or he's bulimic.
5. WE HATE that your blog refused to participate in our internet-wide We Hate Your Blog Ashtray Giveaway. What gives?
