We hate Web Design Blog, and we hate the post 200+ Shopping Vector Icons.
1. WE HATE how Christmas invaded our life this year. You think you’re being generous by letting your reader(s) download these icons. But you aren’t being generous. You’re hastening the cheapening of Christmas.
Subtle.
When we were young, Christmas stood for something.
2. WE HATE your design. It’s way too busy. Glaring. Loud. Seizure causing. But don’t just take our opinion without hearing our solid scientific research.
Yes, we are a scientist. And we tested your web design by holding it front of our bathroom mirror, turning out the lights, and hitting refresh three times.
Bloody Mary hates your web design, too.
3. WE HATE your membership system. You advertise free downloads for vector graphics, yet you want us to become members and pay for it. We don’t understand. We can only assume that your members have access to the Non-Suck templates and graphics.
Boy howdy. Why would we ever need fonts other than these fine specimens?
4. WE HATE your membership fees. You charge “$9.99 / life.” $9.99 per life? This is ridiculous and offensive. (Ridicuffensive.)
Ridiculous: Do you really think that we will be swayed be the amazing savings of one penny over a lifetime? Charge ten bucks.
Offensive: Why do you hate Hindu believers so much? Do you have any idea how much membership would cost an ātman?
5. WE HATE your business model, which we can essentially summarize as “Why offer the cow for free, when you can get the milk for free as well?”
Free vector graphics on the internet? What a rare and unique opportunity!
Look. Maybe this isn’t a growth-industry for you. We googled “Free Vector Graphics” and got almost four million hits.
We googled “Jobs in Vector Graphics.” We got 744,000 hits.
Consider our business model, which we summarize as “We hate the cow, and we hate its milk. And if you like either cows or milk or write a blog about either, we will hate that blog as well.”
