We hate the blog Diary of a Nudist and we hate the post Nudist Photos of the Day 11/08/09. We normally hate disclaimers but this time around we are happy to notify you, dear reader, that the following post is so totally righteous for work (STRFW).
1. WE HATE wangflap, but there’s something comforting about seeing wangflap in sepia.
There are some practical reasons to wear jock straps and exercise bras.
2. WE HATE doing windows. That’s why we made the help do it. Nude.
Pro: you're naked. Con: you're going to lose your job in a month to an undocumented worker.
3. WE HATE the fact that we have to spend our nude time out in nature. Nature sucks. There’s bugs, for one, and our pubes get full of cockleburrs. We’d rather be naked in a Starbucks.
It was a Rumspringa to remember.
4. WE HATE unreasonable doctors with clothing hangups. Why should they care where or how we got that coral burn on our coin purse?
The baby from the "Nevermind" album cover, all grown up.
5. WE HATE easy punch lines.
Who lost their taint piercing?
Why do these pictures make us want to read John Cheever?
Comment by wehateyourblog — November 10, 2009 @ 6:39 pm |
There’s something comforting about seeing the phrase “wangflap in sepia” in print.
Comment by prosodyqueen — November 11, 2009 @ 12:34 am |
We’ve always wondered what Samantha from tech support does on the weekends. Now we know.
Comment by Ashby Barett — November 11, 2009 @ 9:27 am |
This isn’t a bad concept for a blog, but the execution hasn’t been great so far. I mean, picking popular blogs to manufacture controversy (this post aside)? Posting comments on the blogs you hate to get more traffic? Referencing your more popular posts twice, in other, unrelated posts? Commenting multiple times on your own posts? Come on. People do see through that.
A lot of your stuff is funny, it just gets overshadowed by the self-absorbed other personality you haven’t yet learned to keep at bay.
Keep trying.
Comment by madcorbin — November 12, 2009 @ 11:56 pm |
So. Much. Penis.
Comment by Aaron — November 16, 2009 @ 12:28 am |