We hate Mista D’s Music Blog, and we hate the post King Reign.
1. WE HATE your terrible slang. You wrote, on your blog, the worst sentence of all time. You wrote, “dope Canadian MC drops a nice mixtape.” As a favor to anyone who ever owned a FunkMaster Flex tape, or loves KRS-ONE, or has bookmarked Gtronic Radio, or even just once heard a hip hop beat and said yup, we will deconstruct your awful sentence.
2. WE HATE that the words dope and Canadian and MC appear all in a row. This forms what linguists call an impossibility.
Do you own these albums on wax, or is this a collage built from your iTunes album view? Given what we've discussed so far, we think that's an important question.
3. WE HATE that we need to inform you that a MC cannot be dope and then drop a nice mixtape. Nice mixtapes are what our aunt has in her Taurus.
Those five songs: "Love of a Lifetime" by Firehouse, "Dancing Queen" by ABBA, "Who Let The Dogs Out?" by We Don't Know and We Refuse to Google it for a Joke, "Mandy" by Barry Manilow, and "My Radio" by LL Cool J. Ya get one good one.
4. WE HATE that you don’t get the fundamental hip-hop team. Mixtapes are made by DJs. DJs make beats; MCs rhyme. Canadians do neither all that well.
5. WE HATE that, in your post, “dope Canadian MC drops a nice mixtape” is preceded by the phrase “yet another.”
Yet another.
This means you like more than one Canadian MC. This is not acceptable, and you just made Chuck D cry.
“Yet another” blogger that won’t allow our message to appear on their blog. We hate that.
Comment by wehateyourblog — October 14, 2009 @ 4:48 pm |
Canada is to hip-hop as Ireland is to hip-hop.
Comment by Halstad Blanchard — October 14, 2009 @ 7:48 pm |
Halstad, the Irish are the blacks of Europe. The Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. The South Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it out loud — I’m black and I’m proud.
Comment by prosodyqueen — October 15, 2009 @ 7:00 pm |