We hate the blog SecondFocus (on bodybuilding.com) and we hate the post More Mr. Olympia Photos…
1. WE HATE the number of veins that are visible on this man’s bald head, even without the benefit of a close up:
"My muscles' muscles have muscles."
2. WE HATE that we can’t tell which bulges constitute this man’s ass and have to rely on a shiny piece of blue fabric to tell us:
Guilty of using anti-ass supplements?
3. WE HATE to say it, but this man may be squeezing out a very muscle-laden fart:
Is that a glute toot I hear? The guy on the right heard it. The guy in the middle is trying not to laugh.
4. WE HATE the fact that Ichiro decided to become a two-sport athlete. Is there anything he can’t do?
"While you were checking out my ripped quads, I reached on an infield single."
5. WE HATE how these majestic athletes manage to look Photoshopped, even when they aren’t. For instance, in the photo below, it appears as though someone took the head of Vin Diesel and put it on a bodybuilder so they could hang it next to his computer at work as a joke. “I see Vin’s been working out!” the caption would say. A spokesperson for Mr. Diesel asserts that this is not him and says that he is “burning piles of ‘Fast and Furious’ money for heat, so screw you” and that even he “isn’t so deluded that he thinks he needs to forego human relationships and endanger his life sacrificing himself at the altar of narcissism in order to get attention.” Huh. We think more of Vin Diesel now.
Photoshop can do anything, like fool you into thinking that a man this size barely has change for a quarter in his coin purse.
