We hate the blog Baino’s Banter, and we hate the post Mt Tomah and How to Snipe Your Dicky Knee.
1. WE HATE that your day went so well. We hate that you and your friends spent a beautiful day in a breathtaking botanical garden in Australia.
That little voice that says "You don't deserve this" is right.
2. WE HATE your complaint contradictions. You can’t complain in one paragraph that your knee hurts so much that “serious weight loss needs to be addressed” and then complain, two paragraphs later, that your day was almost ruined because your “Barramundi on caper and dill mash and [...] enormous club sandwiches were grossly overpriced.”
Maybe we’ve located the cause of the problem.
3. WE HATE that you had any complaints at all. We hate that you complain how many steps you had to take. We hate that you and your friends had to decide that “the hour drive was worth it.”
You live an hour away from this? You know what we live an hour away from? The other end of the asylum.
4. WE HATE your easy guilt about your history. You threw in one off-hand sentence that “the original owners of the land were the Durag Aboriginal people.” Yes. That makes it better.
We wonder what they live an hour away from.
5. WE HATE how many blog awards you post. We count 32, and you’ve been blogging since September 2006. At this rate, you’re going to cheapen the already meaningless blog award.
We have to admit, however, that we are impressed if you type your blog with a flower.
But that barramundi on caper and dill mash really is totally expensive! He should have gotten the hally wank basil on a filly-sanker roll with the slatty spread on the leany bun and the grikitty sauce on the bottomey bun.
Those are less expensive.
Comment by Ashby Barett — September 21, 2009 @ 3:23 am |
We hate that this person is a better writer than a guy whose blog is called “Writing Ramblings.”
Comment by Halstad Blanchard — September 21, 2009 @ 11:43 am |
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